{"id":13137,"date":"2016-12-08T12:31:20","date_gmt":"2016-12-08T17:31:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jamesdevol.com\/?p=13137"},"modified":"2016-12-08T12:34:38","modified_gmt":"2016-12-08T17:34:38","slug":"this-sucks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/jamesdevol.com\/?p=13137","title":{"rendered":"This sucks&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well&#8230;.purposely went out this morning to beat the snowfall and slick roads but that was just the beginning of a weird day&#8230;remember that huge ham I got this morning? Well&#8230;after I cooked it, I found out it was spoiled and smelled really bady and this place just stinks so badly I think I may open the slider to change out the air&#8230;.I should have known better since it didn&#8217;t have that good ham smell when I took it out of the package&#8230;it had kind of a weird smell that I questioned some but thought it would be okay&#8230;it wasn&#8217;t&#8230;and I put the ham and packaging in a Meijers bag and took it back over there&#8230;the people at the service desk were gagging at the smell so I guess I wasn&#8217;t wrong&#8230;but, the big pain is starting all over&#8230;having to clean all the dishes I used to cook the ham and gravy and then starting all over&#8230;and now I have heartburn like the small piece that I ate is starting to make me sick&#8230;just don&#8217;t need food poisoning right now&#8230;damn&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>One good thing&#8230;ran into K,J, and S at Meijers and got to say hi&#8230;and I forgot some shave gel at the checkout that the Ukrainian woman saved for me and I picked that up, too&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well&#8230;.purposely went out this morning to beat the snowfall and slick roads but that was just the beginning of a weird day&#8230;remember that huge ham I got this morning? Well&#8230;after I cooked it, I found out it was spoiled and smelled really bady and this place just stinks so badly I think I may open &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/jamesdevol.com\/?p=13137\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">This sucks&#8230;.<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[39],"tags":[41],"class_list":["post-13137","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-my-life","tag-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/jamesdevol.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13137","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/jamesdevol.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/jamesdevol.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jamesdevol.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jamesdevol.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13137"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/jamesdevol.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13137\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13141,"href":"http:\/\/jamesdevol.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13137\/revisions\/13141"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/jamesdevol.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13137"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jamesdevol.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13137"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jamesdevol.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13137"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}