Well…haven’t been feeling too well the past couple of days…especially last night when my intestines were screaming at me all night and I had to take a bunch of stuff to try to alleviate it…it’s better today but there is still something going on…doesn’t feel normal and I think I need to eat more today….but, that’s not what this is about…I refuse to write anything about the stupidest person on the planet today so I thought I’d lighten it up a little and get my weird credentials back….I think I’m shrinking…have worn 32 inch inseam jeans since I stopped growing in my teens but, with the last pair I bought last year, they are just too damn long and I am walking on the bottom of the legs…so, I went out to Target this week and bought a pair of 30 inch inseam ones of the cheap Wranglers that fit me so well since they don’t make them in 31’s which would be perfect….after I tried them on, they were okay but it seemed a little short so I got my problem solving hat out and it hit me that I could stretch them just a little which would make them 31’s…so, yesterday after I washed them, I hung them on my shower rod wet using pants hangers and then used another one to hang my bucket with 5 pounds of potatoes in it…it’s so damn funny that it worked great and now I have jeans that fit perfectly for only 20 bucks…and a little thinking…I told you this was going to get my weird credentials back…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Well…haven’t been feeling too well the past couple of days…especially last night when my intestines were screaming at me all night and I had to take a bunch of stuff to try to alleviate it…it’s better today but there is still something going on…doesn’t feel normal and I think I need to eat more today….but, … Continue reading Now for something lighter…<\/span>