{"id":20016,"date":"2020-03-31T07:49:48","date_gmt":"2020-03-31T11:49:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jamesdevol.com\/?p=20016"},"modified":"2020-03-31T07:49:48","modified_gmt":"2020-03-31T11:49:48","slug":"its-getting-dire","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/jamesdevol.com\/?p=20016","title":{"rendered":"It&#8217;s getting dire&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well&#8230;things are getting pretty dire around here when I&#8217;m three weeks past the time to get a haircut and all of the places I use are closed to stop the virus spread&#8230;so, I decided to do my own hair this morning using my beard trimmer since it was annoying the hell out of me&#8230;just finished it and it doesn&#8217;t look too bad&#8230;it&#8217;s the same way I have it cut when I go out for a haircut&#8230;a number 3 clipper over the whole thing with a number 2 on top&#8230;.I think if my clippers weren&#8217;t 20 years old it would have looked a little smoother and I have to figure out how to trim over the ears and around the back but I have lots of time on my hands so I think I can&#8230;.after all, it&#8217;s just hair and it will grow back&#8230;but I just bought myself another month so that&#8217;s cool&#8230;.and I saved 13 bucks&#8230;.woo hoo&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well&#8230;things are getting pretty dire around here when I&#8217;m three weeks past the time to get a haircut and all of the places I use are closed to stop the virus spread&#8230;so, I decided to do my own hair this morning using my beard trimmer since it was annoying the hell out of me&#8230;just finished &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/jamesdevol.com\/?p=20016\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">It&#8217;s getting dire&#8230;<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[39],"tags":[41],"class_list":["post-20016","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-my-life","tag-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/jamesdevol.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20016","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/jamesdevol.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/jamesdevol.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jamesdevol.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jamesdevol.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=20016"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/jamesdevol.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20016\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":20017,"href":"http:\/\/jamesdevol.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20016\/revisions\/20017"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/jamesdevol.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=20016"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jamesdevol.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=20016"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jamesdevol.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=20016"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}