{"id":16558,"date":"2018-07-12T13:31:40","date_gmt":"2018-07-12T17:31:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jamesdevol.com\/?p=16558"},"modified":"2018-07-12T13:32:45","modified_gmt":"2018-07-12T17:32:45","slug":"the-spandex-boys-are-back","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jamesdevol.com\/?p=16558","title":{"rendered":"The spandex boys are back&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well&#8230;you&#8217;ve heard me rant before that no one, and I mean no one should ever wear spandex&#8230;at least I&#8217;ve never seen anyone who looks good in it&#8230;but, the spandex is blooming again now that the Tour de France is going on&#8230;this happens every year when groups of newbies decked out like cycle teams infest my trails. It started Sunday when I saw the first one&#8230;.a guy about my height but weighing approximately 250 pounds went by&#8230;and every roll of fat stuck out like a balloon that is being squeezed&#8230;and he had the seat of the bike so low that he could barely pedal&#8230;now, I normally don&#8217;t comment on people&#8217;s looks but damn, didn&#8217;t he look in the mirror before he left his place? There is still two more weeks to go in the tour so I guess I&#8217;ll just have to look the other way&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well&#8230;you&#8217;ve heard me rant before that no one, and I mean no one should ever wear spandex&#8230;at least I&#8217;ve never seen anyone who looks good in it&#8230;but, the spandex is blooming again now that the Tour de France is going on&#8230;this happens every year when groups of newbies decked out like cycle teams infest my &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/jamesdevol.com\/?p=16558\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">The spandex boys are back&#8230;<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[39],"tags":[41],"class_list":["post-16558","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-my-life","tag-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jamesdevol.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16558","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jamesdevol.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jamesdevol.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jamesdevol.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jamesdevol.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=16558"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/jamesdevol.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16558\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16560,"href":"https:\/\/jamesdevol.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16558\/revisions\/16560"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jamesdevol.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=16558"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jamesdevol.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=16558"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jamesdevol.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=16558"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}