{"id":3069,"date":"2011-07-03T10:34:27","date_gmt":"2011-07-03T14:34:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jamesdevol.com\/?p=3069"},"modified":"2011-07-03T10:35:36","modified_gmt":"2011-07-03T14:35:36","slug":"the-gorgeous-woman-and-other-tales-of-the-trail","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jamesdevol.com\/?p=3069","title":{"rendered":"The Gorgeous woman and other tales of the trail&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well..I don&#8217;t know if you remember my description last year of the most gorgeous woman I&#8217;ve ever seen who was running every Sunday morning last year&#8230;.and that I lamented that I hadn&#8217;t seen her in almost a year&#8230;.but, today she is back and my day is considerably brighter for it. Wow&#8230;.I just have to describe her again so you get the idea&#8230;5 feet 4&#8230;brown hair&#8230;ripped abs and not an ounce of fat on her&#8230;perfectly proportioned, and, since I saw her in two different places today that are almost 5 miles apart, a long distance runner who was doing at least 10 miles today&#8230;wowee&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>Okay, so I sound a little infatuated&#8230;but I can appreciate a good looking woman without being a perv, can&#8217;t I? Hope so&#8230;..I have been thinking about the hierarchy on the trail for a while now and I think I finally have it straight in my head&#8230;..first, you have the nuts like me that go hard and are out there for a purpose&#8230;this is broken down into two categories&#8230;.the road bikers that look like they just came home from the Tour de France&#8230;.and I think look really nerdy&#8230;.and the mountain bikers like me&#8230;.the mountain bikers seem to be more friendly but I think there is a thaw going on since some of the road bike nerds have started to nod and wave to me but maybe it just that I am the crazy old guy&#8230;.. I do want to comment on the guys that are 50 lbs overweight out there in the skin tight bike clothes&#8230;..put on a t-shirt..it does not look good squeezing all of that fat into a two sizes too small shirt&#8230;and adjust your seat&#8230;.damn, It can&#8217;t be comfortable when you legs look like they belong on a deranged frog&#8230;.okay, this one was going somewhere but I got lost&#8230;so, I&#8217;ll pick this up later&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well..I don&#8217;t know if you remember my description last year of the most gorgeous woman I&#8217;ve ever seen who was running every Sunday morning last year&#8230;.and that I lamented that I hadn&#8217;t seen her in almost a year&#8230;.but, today she is back and my day is considerably brighter for it. Wow&#8230;.I just have to describe &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/jamesdevol.com\/?p=3069\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">The Gorgeous woman and other tales of the trail&#8230;<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[39],"tags":[41],"class_list":["post-3069","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-my-life","tag-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jamesdevol.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3069","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jamesdevol.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jamesdevol.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jamesdevol.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jamesdevol.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3069"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/jamesdevol.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3069\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3072,"href":"https:\/\/jamesdevol.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3069\/revisions\/3072"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jamesdevol.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3069"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jamesdevol.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3069"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jamesdevol.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3069"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}