Well…when I watched sports over the past few weeks, I’ve seen advertisements for a stupid portable speaker from a company called turtlebox who inserts these noisemakers into traditionally quiet environments like golf courses, parks, and beaches…and I for one don’t want to hear this bullshit when I’m at the beach…I want to hear the waves and gulls and kids playing, not some asshole thumping these pristine places that are supposed to be quiet…the last thing the world needs is more noise…and the selfish pricks who would impose their music\/noise on the rest of the world are not the cool, sophisticated people they are made out to be in the ads…they are just selfish assholes that this company caters to for nothing more than profit…not even thinking that the rest of the world hates their product and the assholes that buy them…I’ll be the first person who reports them to the cops if any of them show up with this bullshit at my beach…anyone who makes a product like this should be shot…and that goes for all of the owners of this annoyance manufacturer…geez…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Well…when I watched sports over the past few weeks, I’ve seen advertisements for a stupid portable speaker from a company called turtlebox who inserts these noisemakers into traditionally quiet environments like golf courses, parks, and beaches…and I for one don’t want to hear this bullshit when I’m at the beach…I want to hear the waves … Continue reading The owners of turtlebox should be shot..<\/span>