Category Archives: Politics

Attacking Americans for a photo op…

Well…after the chicken in chief hid in his bunker over the weekend because the big tough guy couldn’t take people yelling at him from outside the fence of the WH with it’s hundreds of armed guards…and then shut the light off both inside an outside the WH for some reason…did he think it was Halloween and he wasn’t going to hand out candy so he turned out the lights? The idiot was concerned that being a chicken made him look weak…and damn, everything he does makes him look weak so what changed? Moron boy then had to prove he’s tough by ordering the army to attack peaceful protestors outside the WH with tear gas and helicopters to get rid of  them so he could walk to a nearby church for a photo op that miraculously turned into a campaign ad about an hour later…and, by the way, the soldiers who were breaking their oaths and the commanders who ordered the attacks were breaking the law by following an illegal order…trump does not have the authority to order the armed forces to attack Americans on our home soil…and these thugs even gassed the priests at the church to keep them out of the way so trump could get his photo…and what was the response of the “law and order” repubs to this lawbreaking? Hell…I can hear the crickets from here…not a damn one of them even care anymore that trump is breaking the law…they gave him a pass on impeachment and they are giving him another one today…hey army commanders, when Biden is elected this desecration of your oath is not reset, the crimes you are committing can be prosecuted under the UCMJ in January 2021….do you really want to throw your careers away for the idiot trump…Milley, you already have…you are going to end up in the brig next year and no “retirement” will protect you…and the same goes for Barr…criminals all…

Tough guy hiding in a bunker…

Well…the idiot trump sure TALKS tough but when shit gets real…where is he? Hiding in a bunker at the WH meant for nuclear attacks or terrorist attacks…but what does he use if for? To not hear the crowds chanting outside and having a minor skirmish with the police….while he tweets that the Secret Service put the protesters down fast and that he has the mostest, bestest, secret weapons in the WH that can be used on American citizens who are exercising their constitutional rights. Hey right wing tough guys…here is your tough guy leader hiding like the chicken he is….and going farther and farther off the rails as he sits on his ass watching fox news and eating fast food while he does nothing to deal with either the protests or the coronavirus…which aides said he is “done caring about”….as I said the other day, trump has the attention span of a gnat and he is bored with the “wrong” kind of deaths that he can’t use to make himself look better. Any other *president would have talked to the country about both the 103,000 dead from the virus and to try to calm the country in the face of violent protest…but trump’s aides are keeping him from doing it since they know he doesn’t give a damn about anything but himself and is past the point of even being able to fake that he cares….hey trump voters and the rest of you repubs…this is what you did to this country…happy now?

I just can’t with trump today….

Well…how is everyone feeling today? When you are seeing a psychotic moron destroying our country in front of your eyes, what feelings or words can there be? I know I’m feeling despair…that there is a possibility that this asshole could be re-elected even with being responsible for the deaths of at least 60,000 Americans who didn’t have to die….just because he is the laziest person on Earth and just couldn’t be bothered to do anything…and Americans continue to die but he has lost interest in that…and has just stopped doing anything to help….and his shiny new thing is to threaten to murder more Americans by sending the Army to Minnesota to shoot the protestors of another damn killing of a black person by the police…and he just loves the fact that he can play the tough guy and threaten Americans…it gives him the jollies to contemplate…okay…not contemplate…he doesn’t have the depth to contemplate anything…let’s make that fantasize about killing more people since the coronavirus deaths aren’t violent enough for him…they are boring him….hey, idiot boy…if you are so bored you won’t do your job, just frickin quit and go back to your gaudy golf courses where you can cheat and it only hurts the morons that still play with you…god, I’m so tired….I need a drink but cocktail time is over three hours away….

Trumpism is dying…and not a damn day too soon…

Well…you know what we are going to see for the next 6 months? the dying throes of tumpism that is going to do significant damage to this country that, of course, the dems are going to have to clean up…like after every damn repub administration. The numbers don’t lie if trump does…the latest polls have the idiot boy down by 11 to Biden and in the swing states, trump is down in every one….and it appears that, cross our fingers, that we could pick up 6 senate seats and keep the house…in Arizona…dem Mark Kelly is up by 13 over the universally hated Martha McSally and who could ever have seen that even 4 years ago? Even #richmitch McConnell is in a dead heat with his dem challenger in Kentucky and the Lincoln project has just hit him with their first ad and it’s a beaut…and what about Susan Collins…the senator responsible for Kavanaugh being on the supreme court and trump not being convicted in the senate? Well…she’s down by 9 points to her likely dem challenger and is the most hated senator in the country…behind Mitch of course. So, does this sound like good news? It appears that all of the enablers of trumpism are in trouble for the fall…but damn, why do we always have to come in and fix everything? I really believe that things are changing and the repubs are only looking to the past which should doom them for at least the near future…after all, how many people do you know that think that women shouldn’t have access to birth control? That is still being fought today in the guise of “religious freedom” and how damn backward is that? It’s surely not a winning strategy in 2020…but, keep it up repubs, I want every damn one of you gone forever…

The toddler in chief is angry…

Well…as the country and the media finally get the idea that trump is just a stupid, lying toddler in a 74 year old body and have started to call him out on it, he went into a meltdown over something twitter did that surprised the hell out of everyone…they actually flagged two tweets as being lies. I know you’ve seen and heard the repubs go to lie of voter fraud across this country that has never been supported by evidence…and with the idea gathering support that the only way to have safe elections this fall is to expand on vote by mail, as they have here in Michigan, idiot boy has used his two remaining brain cells to understand that if there is widespread vote by mail, the normal repub tactics of voter intimidation and suppression won’t work anymore and they are in a world of hurt…so, of course trump grabs at the “voter fraud” lie and pushes it relentlessly on twitter…as he has with 53,000 other lying tweets on other subjects he has posted there…but this time, twitter flags these two tweets as lies and points people to a fact check site to get the truth…and predictably the idiot boy just explodes with his ignorance of the constitution, threatening to shut down twitter…yadda,yadda…because his 1st amendment rights to lie to the country are being violated by a big bad company…hey,idiot boy…cripes, do I have to tell you this again? The only way to violate anyone’s 1st amendment rights is if the government keeps you from saying what you want to say…companies are allowed to have their own rules on what speech they will allow and there is not a damn thing you can do about it….this is just another example of how ignorant this asshole is about almost everything…how does it feel trumpie? Being called out for your lies for a change? Keep it up twitter…and hey Zuckerberg…how about your trashy facebook doing the same? It’s time…

Man, these people are dumb…

Well…I guess the new attack on Biden is that he wore a mask out in public when he laid a wreath at a memorial on Memorial day….it started with the idiot Brit Hume posting a photo of Biden wearing a mask in public and asking the question: “does Biden look presidential?” Trying to make the whole thing about how he looks and implying that a “real man” like trump  doesn’t need no stinkin mask…look, Brit…biden is following the recommendations to wear masks in public to protect other people and himself and is modeling that no one is above the rules and everyone has a responsibility to their fellow Americans to do their part…that is pretty damn presidential to me…hey, Brit…is trump’s tweeting of a conspiracy theory that Joe Scarborough murdered someone in his office presidential? Then today we have idiot boy’s press secretary trying to start a new Biden conspiracy theory that there is “a discrepancy there” because Biden and his wife aren’t wearing masks in their house when they do remote interviews but they wore them when they were out in public…god, these people are dumb…look, from the very damn start, if you are staying at home with people from your own household and no one is infected, it is perfectly fine to not use PPE around them…but you need to use masks  when you go out in public around people who are not from your household since you don’t know if they are spreading the virus…see, how frickin hard was that? I guess even that simple set of behaviors is too much for the trumpites to remember with their feeble little brains…cripes…

It’s “exercise”?

Well…I know I need to get back to doing political ones so I think I’ll dip my toe in right now and see how it goes…as the idiot in chief goes to another one of his golf courses for the 244th time since he was installed as *president and golfs for two days in a row, the death toll from his screwed up response to the deadly coronavirus heads quickly to 100,000 Americans…and still not a peep out of him about the loss of so many Americans and the trauma the deaths are causing to the families and friends left behind. But, that lack of empathy and character is not going unnoticed….with a new ad that came out yesterday, Joe Biden hits at trump for the loser he is and for being the cause of most of the deaths…and of course idiot boy had to take to twitter to try to defend himself even though everything about him is indefensible. Trump’s defense fell back on attacking Obama for some reason…oh, for his taking a golf outing when there were 2…count ’em, two Ebola cases in the US….and…hmmm, I wonder how many hundreds of thousands died from Ebola on Obama’s watch? None….oh, back to the ad…idiot boy also tried to justify his golfing as “exercise” that everyone should do…but did you see him walking the course pulling his bag behind him….of course not, his “exercise” consists of walking 10 feet to where his ball landed and then walking 10 feet back to the cart…I guess he considers driving the cart to be “exercise” too….so Joe lands a punch that the idiot can’t dodge so he blows up like a toddler…again…..keep it up Joe, we need to see this idiot in jail next year….

Eleventy dimension chess…

Well…donald trump, super genius, is at it again…playing his eleventy dimension chess here in Michigan by attacking the women who hold the top three offices in the state. In a state that he won by around 10,000 votes 4 years ago, and that he needs for any hope of re-election, attacking a popular governor, secretary of state and attorney general is something that I guess no one but the super genius understands….or maybe his “gut” understands it but no one else does….and there is nothing that will unite us here in Michigan like some moronic outsider trying to screw with our state…but as the super genius tries to extort the SoS by withholding funds from Michigan for following our constitution which allows for absentee voting and voters need no reason to request a ballot…which is trump breaking the law…again…our repubs stay silent on the extortion and instead focus on trying to “open” the state while there are still pandemic levels of virus infections and it will kill thousands more of us. I just can’t see the strategery here….do they think bots vote? After all, more than 50% of the twitter support for “opening” is Russian bots doing just what they did in 2016 to install trump…and these folks salute and fall into line with the Russians again….and polls show that almost 70% of Americans want the isolation to continue until the scientists say it’s safe….not some damn failed game show host who is dumber than a box of rocks….

Just don’t want to talk about idiot boy….

Well….I do want to do a political one today but I don’t want to talk about the idiot boy…so, I won’t….I do want to talk about other things…like our governor here in Michigan who I think is doing a great job during this crisis…but I have one little bitch about coverage of the gradual re-opening of businesses here that starts today….the media always pairs it with the moronic protests that the rw assholes have been doing here and that needs to stop since every damn one of them imply that it is the protests that started the opening process and not the measured, logical response of Governor Whitmer….who is just doing what she said she was going to do when the science allowed it…and not because some yahoos carrying confederate flags and trump posters forced her to….so media…stop that crap…I know headlines like those are clickbait to goose traffic to your sites but attacking a woman to make her look weak when she is doing her difficult job well is just the worst kind of misogyny and wouldn’t happen if she were a man….cripes it’s 2020…not 1920….

It gets worse with Pompeo…didn’t think it could…

Well…but her e-mails! I’ll get that out of the way right now…you know that Mike Pompeo was under investigation for both using government employees as his personal servants and for helping fake a national emergency so he and the idiot trump could sell arms to their buddy and murderer, MBS of Saudi Arabia….oh, but there’s more! Over the past two years, Pompeo and his wife have been using yours and my tax dollars to lay the groundwork for a run for office of Pompeo’s own by have more than a dozen lavish dinners for big repub donors and selected foreign leaders…like MBS…where his wife collected contact information and cultivated these “heavy hitters” which was then sent to here private G-mail account…and less than 10% of the people invited had one damn thing to do with diplomacy…just with mooching on the public dime and rewarding these folks with dinners that cost the taxpayers upwards to a thousand dollars per person….while Pompeo has been helping to push the idea that there has been enough help to the working folks of this country and no more help is needed. And, guess what? The repubs in the senate are perfectly okay with it, refusing to even call Pompeo to ask him any questions about the theft of millions of dollars for his own use…okay, I know…I’ve bitched about the hypocrisy of the repubs before…many times, but damn…treating the national treasury as his own piggy bank? While Mitch and his cronies say they’ve done enough to help the little guy and there is no more help to come….remember this in November…and make them all go away…cripes…