Well…I get to do this one every year around this time of the summer…I wonder what the connection could be? Yep…it’s Tour de France time again and that brings the spandex out of the closet  and puts it on the trail…and this year is just not pretty. I wonder what any middle aged guy was thinking when he stuffed his ample gut into the most glaringly colored jersey he could find….and then takes it out to the trail huffing like a steam train trying to go over 10 mph…now, I’m an advocate of exercise in any form, but I’ve said this before, many, many times…the only people that look good in spandex are thin teenage girls…..and not many of them….