The Gorgeous woman and other tales of the trail…

Well..I don’t know if you remember my description last year of the most gorgeous woman I’ve ever seen who was running every Sunday morning last year….and that I lamented that I hadn’t seen her in almost a year….but, today she is back and my day is considerably brighter for it. Wow….I just have to describe her again so you get the idea…5 feet 4…brown hair…ripped abs and not an ounce of fat on her…perfectly proportioned, and, since I saw her in two different places today that are almost 5 miles apart, a long distance runner who was doing at least 10 miles today…wowee….

Okay, so I sound a little infatuated…but I can appreciate a good looking woman without being a perv, can’t I? Hope so…..I have been thinking about the hierarchy on the trail for a while now and I think I finally have it straight in my head…..first, you have the nuts like me that go hard and are out there for a purpose…this is broken down into two categories….the road bikers that look like they just came home from the Tour de France….and I think look really nerdy….and the mountain bikers like me….the mountain bikers seem to be more friendly but I think there is a thaw going on since some of the road bike nerds have started to nod and wave to me but maybe it just that I am the crazy old guy….. I do want to comment on the guys that are 50 lbs overweight out there in the skin tight bike clothes…..put on a t-shirt..it does not look good squeezing all of that fat into a two sizes too small shirt…and adjust your seat….damn, It can’t be comfortable when you legs look like they belong on a deranged frog….okay, this one was going somewhere but I got lost…so, I’ll pick this up later…

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