Well….you know how I think that trump really is an idiot, and at times I take it a little too seriously…but this little revelation made me laugh out loud about how huge of an idiot he is….I think you will laugh along with me. The first night the idiot squatted in the WH, he bitched to his aides that his tv in his bedroom was broken because it didn’t have “the gorilla channel” on it…..the moron actually thought that there was a channel somewhere that only showed gorillas….so his staff put together a loop of documentaries of gorillas to beam into his bedroom….but, that wasn’t enough…trump didn’t like the programming since it didn’t show enough of the gorillas hitting each other…so then the staff edited them to only show gorillas hitting each other and he watches it sometimes for 17 hours a day…now, I’m not sure how much of this is true, but Comcast put out a tweet yesterday for people to stop calling to get the channel added to their cable packages….I find this funny anyway…..impeach
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A very stable genius…
Well…this one may be a little too easy but I have to do it…this morning the idiot in chief went off on another twitter rant that lasted quite a while, and in it, idiot boy ended his comments on the reports that he is,indeed, an idiot….by calling himself a “very stable genius”…after I stopped laughing hysterically, the first thing that came to mind was the old “Roadrunner” cartoons done by Warner Brothers that had the coyote hold up a business card that said: “Wile E. Coyote…Super Genius”…and I could imaging the idiot trump having the same kind of card made up to hand out….and I’ll end this with another line from another Warner Brothers character, Bugs Bunny…”what a maroon”…impeach…
It’s unanimous…
Well….just a short one on the shitstorm that came out of the WH and the idiot trump yesterday….it seems the idiot was offended when a writer who was allowed to wander around the WH for months and interview everyone has a new book coming out…and in that book it’s unanimous….everyone thinks trump is one of the stupidest people they have ever met.Terms like “moron”, “F*****g moron”, “breathtakingly stupid and ignorant”, and “functionally illiterate” were just a few of the terms they used that the writer is reporting when his book comes out next week. Now, I just can’t wait for the additional fallout from the thin skinned idiot reading more of it…and, get this…they just tried to sue the author to keep the book from being published….and that has shot the thing to the top of the Amazon pre-order list….it has just got to kill trump that he is the most hated person on the planet and that there is enough evidence to put him in jail for the rest of his life…just resign and run already….impeach….
Like father, like daughter…
Well….everyone other than the idiots on the right know that in the near future, the idiot trump is going to be charged with money laundering through his real estate deals…and now, it looks like his little girl Ivanka had been doing the same thing through her jewelry company. Just the past day, it was reported that the Bank of Dubai has subpoenaed the records of her defunct company, alleging that it had used sales of “mountains” of diamonds to launder money for, guess who? Mainly Russians…and it seems like it’s always Russians in everything this crime family does….are we now getting tired of this low life bunch of crooks? I wonder if those idiots knew that getting into politics with the shipping containers full of skeletons they have would lead to all of them going to jail? Nope, probably not…they just aren’t that bright…..impeach….
Distractions
Well….wasn’t going to do one on politics today, trying to keep my promise of not writing about the idiot trump…but the twitter storm from yesterday had me wondering why….there is always some reason for the idiot going nuts and I think I’ve figured this one out. Yesterday, the founders of Fusion GPS, the company who commissioned and paid for the Steele dossier on the crook trump’s Russian entanglements, had an op-ed in the NYT wondering why none of the 21 hours of testimony they gave to congress has been released and revealed the firm has been under attack by repubs since the dossier was published. One of the damning facts in the op-ed was that the committees that are “investigating” trump have not asked for any bank records except for those of Fusion GPS, trying to intimidate them and obscure the fact that Fusion did nothing wrong…and continuing the obstruction of justice that all of the repubs on these committees are guilty of. So, now we know another thing, that the rot goes deeper than just the idiot trump…that there are many repubs need to make sure the investigations go nowhere so they don’t end up being perp walked out of congress….impeach…
Thanks for nothing, donnie…
Well….the idiot in chief is back at it again, taking credit for something that he had nothing to do with…just today, his stubby little fingers flew across the phone as he tweeted a self congratulation that no planes crashed in the US last year…saying that he was “tough” on commercial aviation and implying that it was only through his brilliance that no planes crashed. Well…got some news for you, donnie, it’s been 7 years since a commercial aircraft crashed in the US…so I guess that makes 6 years under Obama that no planes crashed…a record that you’re never going to see when they perp walk your ass out of the WH…so, what’s next? Going to thank yourself for the sun coming up? Or that the moon is still in the sky? I’ll bet this ass tries this old trick again….like taking credit for Obama’s economy when the idiot boy had nothing to do with it…getting sick of this crap yet repubs? Nope….impeach…
Another reason bites the dust…
Well….I know you’ve heard all of the reasons that trump and his flunkies in congress have used to try to discredit Robert Mueller, and the favorite is that the whole thing sprang from what they think is opposition research or the “Steele Dossier” that was originally started by conservatives to hurt the idiot trump. But today, that reason went away when the NYT reported that the whole investigation was started when one of trump’s minions got drunk in London and bragged to an Australian diplomat that he knew the Russians had dirt on Hillary…and this was months before any of the e-mails were released by Wikileaks…once they were released, the Australian intelligence services reported what the idiot minion blabbed about to their counterparts in the US…and that is what started the Russian investigation…not partisan nonsense but the Australians realizing that the trump campaign working with the Russians to win was a big deal. So now, when you hear the idiot trump repeating 16 times that there was no “collusion” in his latest interview, you know he is full of crap…and I propose we stop using collusion to describe this criminal conspiracy….collusion may not be illegal ( a favorite go to the idiot boy continues to use), but criminal conspiracies and money laundering is….so idiot, keep talking…the hole is getting deeper and deeper….impeach…
How much more ridiculous can the idiot get?
Well…we have all been subjected to the ridiculous idiocy of trump and his minions for a year now, but this week it got even worse when the thin skinned idiot was golfing. Look, I get the attraction of golfing…I enjoy it, but to have golfed 83 times in the first year after screeching about Obama golfing so much is just the worst part of projection…after all, Obama didn’t golf as much in 8 years than idiot boy has in a year…but, that is not what this is about…well..it is kind of…the idiot has gotten a little sensitive about his constant golfing, and news organizations reporting on it..so much so that the other day, someone in his crime family rented a huge box truck to move around the golf course to block photographers from taking pictures or video of cheeto donnie on the course…yep…folks your tax dollars at work being used to block reporting that every other *president welcomed….when are the repubs going to tire of this asshole delving into lower depths of depravity every day? Probably never…they are part of the problem….impeach…
Tax cut lies…..
Well….just one thing about politics and then back to normal stuff…I’m sure you heard the cheeto asshole commented to people he was having dinner with “I’ve just made you guys a lot richer” so if you’ve bought into the lies that the tax cuts will benefit you and I, you are dumber than you look. Okay, just a few more comments on that….if you want to know who benefits, you just have to look at AT&T and their behavior…trying to crow that bonuses they were going to give out were a result of the cuts…but, the union representing those workers called foul on that lie…the bonuses had been negotiated months ago….long before the tax cuts happened…and here’s the kicker, the liars also announced, very quietly, that they are going to lay off over 1,000 workers…so, the other lie that the cuts will create jobs is just that…a blatant lie. Geez, I just hate these guys…impeach….
Are they all damn liars?
Well….it’s beginning to look like being a huge liar is the only skill that is necessary for the idiot trump’s administration…I mean, have you ever heard any of them ever tell the truth? Now we have a local boy, Pete Hoekstra, who has been added to this liars group as the ambassador to the Netherlands…and ole Pete really stepped in it yesterday when the Netherlands’ press asked him a question about his lies about “no go zones” that were supposed to exist there…where no one but Muslims could go…you remember that one from the campaign don’t you? Yep, and it was supposed to be in every European city that this was happening…never mind that it was all a lie pushed by fox news. Of course when asked, ole Pete went to the liars playbook and denied ever having said it,calling it “fake news” but then the reporter played him a clip with him saying exactly that…when the reporter called him out on the fake news comment…from earlier in the interview guess what ole Pete did? Of course he lied about even saying it…saying “I didn’t use those words today”…but he did. This crap, and these idiots are why the standing of the US in the world has plummeted since trump cheated his way to the election win….and why the rest of the world is just ignoring us now…that sure is making America great again….impeach….