Well…it really didn’t take long for the crackpot conspiracy theorists to go crazy over the bridge in Maryland that a boat took down when it crashed into it this week…I wonder how long it will take for someone to get to “it was Jewish space lasers” part of the story? After all, there was one out yesterday that posited that it was Russian agents who took over the ship and sabotaged it so it would hit the bridge…it couldn’t be that the cheap shipping company didn’t keep up on the maintenance of the ship and it had a catastrophic power failure and the anchors on it weren’t strong enough to stop the ship when they were dropped…nope, that would be too much like reality for the nuts out there…there was even one congress woman who said it was Jo Biden’s fault for passing the infrastructure law and not being on the scene to personally stop the ship…yep, I’m not making that up…or that teaching climate change in schools was the cause…yeah, I never said these morons make sense…I just wonder how it feels to sound this stupid…it must feel good to them since they just keep on making stuff up…Jewish space lasers…yeah, that’s the ticket…geez…
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Now it’s the FBI…
Well…if you’ve seen any of the news since the attack on the capital on January 6th, you’ve seen the right wing excuses change almost daily…first it was antifa, then it was just a “visit” like “tourists”, then it was just citizens expressing their first amendment rights…you get the picture…they will blame anyone but the terrorists who actually planned and attacked that day or the elected repubs like Josh Hawley and Paul Gosar who supported the attack and could possible even be involved with helping it. The latest right wing bullshit is that the FBI did it…all of the planning and leading the attacks so Biden could use the justice department to get rid of republican members of congress…and that is all based on the new part of the conspiracy theory that some people haven’t been charged so they must be FBI spies that was spouted on the idiot tucker’s show last night….the whole thing hinges on the idea that there were two people who rented a room in a nearby hotel and only one of them was charged…yep, that’s it, because the spouse of one of the attackers hasn’t been charged yet, that is “proof” that the FBI ran the whole show and the attackers were just victims of a conspiracy between them and the justice department….yeah, batshit insane but that is what the entire repub party is these days….any way to excuse thousands of right wing assholes attacking the country and it doesn’t matter that it is just made up bullshit….it is just as good as truth to them…better than truth, really, since they can make it be anything they want…what a bunch of crazy assed shit…geez…
Ha, ha, ha…it’s fox news that is taking down trump…
Well….just read an article that I found to be pretty insightful and that posits that it is fox news who is taking down trump…just like the rest of the mouth breathing droolers who believe everything that fox news says…the idiot trump does exactly the same thing, but this time, believing the completely untrue conspiracy theory that fox news has been pushing about the Biden’s “corruption”, the idiot trump has acted on these lies by trying to extort the Ukraine into investigating them again…even though all 4 other investigations have found no “there” there and have found no wrongdoing by the Bidens at all. So, it appears that trump is no different from the rest of the fox news zombies but he has the power to take the lies to a new level that includes sending Barr all over the world to try to get anyone to buy into these conspiracies and lie for him. The fallout from all of this is that the countries that Barr has visited to try to use their intelligence agencies to dig up dirt on both our own IC and the Bidens are all fuming mad about the attempt and have told Barr to just stay the hell away from them….lots of winning, huh? These clowns need to be removed from office and put on trial for their crimes…can’t wait to see the Barr perp walk…geez…